We're serious.
Her name is really 'Abcde', according to charging documents. But, don't get distracted by the name, she along with another woman have gotten themselves into a bit of trouble after police say they stole thousands of dollars in jewelry.
Lebanon County Police say 21-year-old Abcde Carty, who also goes by 'Abby' and 61-year-old Darlene Halsell were charged with theft and criminal conspiracy after stealing jewelry worth $100,000 from homes in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania area.
'Abby' is currently awaiting her preliminary hearing that is scheduled for June 28.